Sweet dude, a(n) mini-(auto)biography. I've never been commisioned to write about my life before. I choose list form. Dallas TX, 1982: Born St Clare Shores, Mi, c. 1986: Imaginary best friend burns alive - I've no animosity. Waterford, Mi, c. 1991: Get NES. World never same. Mi, c. 1992: Decide to take over world. Mi, c. 1993: Highlight of life; prepare water baloons, hide contraband in tree near bus stop. After school, depart bus, sieze munitions; chuck through open windows.