Log in


I'm better than you!

External Services:
  • ralphsink@livejournal.com
  • ILoveSpoonie AIM status
  • 8177381 ICQ status
  • Cut that Jibber-Jabber!
Sweet dude, a(n) mini-(auto)biography. I've never been commisioned to write about my life before. I choose list form.
Dallas TX, 1982: Born
St Clare Shores, Mi, c. 1986: Imaginary best friend burns alive - I've no animosity.
Waterford, Mi, c. 1991: Get NES. World never same.
Mi, c. 1992: Decide to take over world.
Mi, c. 1993: Highlight of life; prepare water baloons, hide contraband in tree near bus stop. After school, depart bus, sieze munitions; chuck through open windows.